Goodmorning starshine, the earth says hello.


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

22 September, 2014


want disney posts on your dash?

My friend just made this status

721,210 notes - 2 July, 2014

Things That Give Me Anxiety.

  • being late
  • things i said five minutes ago
  • things i said five years ago
  • people touching me
  • being around a ton of people
  • being yelled at
  • wondering if people are talking about me
  • every action i do
  • and just about everything else

2 July, 2014

395,509 notes - 2 July, 2014


things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

2 July, 2014


People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no 

2 July, 2014


Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

2 July, 2014